6 km
Strict Grand Prix finishes only.
A running joke. Literally.
The McLarethon
Every time Lando beats Oscar, Jack and Bayley add another kilometre to the run. What started as a joke is now a fitness problem.
Track the damage, the papaya head-to-head and the championship picture as the season unfolds.
Data last checked 25 August 2026 · after the Dutch Grand Prix
The running tally
The damage so far
One kilometre for every Grand Prix where Lando finishes ahead of Oscar.
6 · 5
The Grand Prix head-to-head.
Lando
On strict Grand Prix finishes.
Italy
Next chance to add a kilometre.
Pain meter6 / 42.2 km
6 km owed. Lando wins at Zandvoort, retakes the head-to-head and the boys owe him an apology.
Round by round
Oscar v Lando race log
The strict Grand Prix tally, reviewed by the highly questionable Race Mates stewards.
| Round | Grand Prix | Lando | Oscar | Finished ahead | KM added | Notes |
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Regulations, loosely
The rules
For anyone pretending to be serious
Championship picture
The McLarethon is the important bit, obviously. But for anyone pretending to be serious, here is the wider championship picture.
| Pos | Driver | Team | Pts |
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| Pos | Driver | Team | Pts |
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| Pos | Team | Pts |
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Standings as of 25 August 2026, after the Dutch Grand Prix. Updated manually by two blokes and a spreadsheet.
Hear the latest argument.
The McLarethon gets updated on the pod after each race weekend, usually with regret.